Friday, October 10, 2008

私の生命のライトである。

here are some lightbulb jokes





Q: How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None.... There never *was* any light bulb, don't you remember?

Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Seven: One to install the new bulb, and six to figure what to do with 
the old one for the next 10,000 years.

Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself 
symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in 
a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of 
nothingness.

Q.      How many revisionist historians does it take to change a 
lightbulb?
A.      In actual fact, against popular consensus, the lightbulb was 
never actually changed

Q: how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 6, one to drop it and 5 to pick it up! pick it up! pick it up!

Q: How many kids with ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) does it take to
change a lightbulb?
A: Hey! Do you wanna go ride bikes?

Q:  How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  None.  If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces 
    would have already caused it to happen.
A:  Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A:  Two. One to assume the latter (a pun) and change the bulb.
A:  None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw 
    itself in.

Q:  How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.
A:  None, they only screw the poor

Q:  How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a
    light bulb?
A:  None, that's the proletariat's work!
A:  Two.  One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of
    production

Q:  How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:  All of them.

Q:  How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A:  Two. One to hold the ladder and one to change the penis. Oops ! I mean,
    er, the lightbulb.

Q:  How many hunters does it take to screw a lightbulb into a left-handed 
    socket?
A:  There is no such thing as a left-handed socket, but if they could screw
    right they would not be hunters.





No comments: